Book Cover Variant Thumbnail

The Sad Beige Diet - Daily Journal

$24.00
Skip to product information
Book Cover Variant Thumbnail

The Sad Beige Diet - Daily Journal

$24.00
This is not a real book. It’s actually a notebook/journal. Or, as we call it, a Phantom Book. Because why have a boring journal when that space could be used diabolically? Carry it into a meeting. Leave it on your desk at work. Gift it to a friend with absolutely no explanation. The Sad Beige Diet is disguised as a deeply depressing cookbook devoted to the culinary possibilities of beige food, but inside it’s surprisingly useful: a daily productivity layout with your top priorities, to-dos and schedule on the left, and a full page for notes on the right.

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

Shipping & Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

Shop The Full Collection

Bumpy Donkeys - Daily Planner

Crafting Tiny Crime Scenes - Daily Planner

Frick, Shoot & Fussbucket - Daily Planner

Get Rich Selling Human Organs - Daily Planner