{"product_id":"you-seem-busy-daily-planner","title":"You Seem Busy","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou Seem Busy is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover.\u003c\/strong\u003e It looks like \u003cem\u003eYou Seem Busy: I’ll Just Figure It Out Myself — Timidity as a Career-Limiting Strategy\u003c\/em\u003e by someone who left the meeting before understanding the assignment. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLeave it conspicuously on your desk or carry it into a meeting. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny coworker gifts, new job gifts, introvert gifts, office gag gifts, White Elephant, and Secret Santa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople pleasers, anxious employees, junior coworkers, chronic overthinkers, and quiet coworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for meeting notes, questions you should probably ask, instructions you’re currently pretending to understand, or the detailed action plan you created instead of bothering someone who seemed busy. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Employees who avoid asking questions and need a functional notebook for reverse-engineering assignments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Daily Planner","offer_id":50201905234197,"sku":"jm4zgz","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50201905266965,"sku":"pmez7e","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sketchbook","offer_id":50201905299733,"sku":"59z2dx","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-12_at_4.47.00_PM.png?v=1791838202","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/you-seem-busy-daily-planner","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}