Why Tall People Are Probably Right
$24.00
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This is not a real book. It’s actually a functional notebook/journal with a ridiculous fake book cover. Or, as we call it, a Phantom Book.
Because why have a boring journal when that space could be used diabolically? Carry it into a meeting. Leave it on your desk at work. Gift it to a friend with absolutely no explanation.
Why Tall People Are Probably Right: The Surprising Science of Elevated Judgment is disguised as a serious examination of the relationship between height and decision-making—complete with authoritative frameworks like “be taller” and a helpful Height vs. Accuracy chart establishing that at 6'5" you're probably right, while at 5'4" things aren't looking great.
Perfect for White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, office parties, birthdays, coworker gifts, boss gifts, tall friends, short friends, and people who are impossible to shop for. It’s especially suited to anyone who loves absurd humor, deadpan jokes, ridiculous self-help books, weird gifts, novelty books, office humor, and gifts that look convincingly real until you actually read the cover.
Unlike most gag gifts, this one is actually useful: once everyone has finished debating whether height really does confer superior judgment, you’ve still got a real notebook for notes, lists, ideas, or documenting the questionable opinions of shorter people.
The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Why Tall People Are Probably Right
$24.00
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