{"product_id":"why-are-they-laying-on-each-other","title":"Why Are They Laying On Each Other","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Are They Laying On Each Other is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake specialty book cover.\u003c\/strong\u003e It looks like \u003cem\u003eWhy Are They Laying on Each Other? Nonna’s Thoughts on Football\u003c\/em\u003e by Carmela Bianchi. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLeave it on the coffee table during the game or carry it to a tailgate. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFootball gifts, tailgate gifts, gifts for football moms and grandmas, White Elephant, Secret Santa, and stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNFL families, football-obsessed husbands, reluctant football watchers, and grandmothers with opinions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for notes, lists, recipes, game-day plans, or keeping track of which boy is apparently supposed to have the ball. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Football fans and their confused family members who need a functional notebook for game-day notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Daily Planner","offer_id":50201072664853,"sku":"xx7n6e","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50201076760853,"sku":"9dzmyk","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sketchbook","offer_id":50201076793621,"sku":"4m2q8e","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-15_at_4.59.47_PM.png?v=1792098021","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/why-are-they-laying-on-each-other","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}