Why Are They Laying On Each Other
Why Are They Laying On Each Other is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake specialty book cover. It looks like Why Are They Laying on Each Other? Nonna’s Thoughts on Football by Carmela Bianchi. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it on the coffee table during the game or carry it to a tailgate. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- Football gifts, tailgate gifts, gifts for football moms and grandmas, White Elephant, Secret Santa, and stocking stuffers
- NFL families, football-obsessed husbands, reluctant football watchers, and grandmothers with opinions
What’s inside: A real notebook for notes, lists, recipes, game-day plans, or keeping track of which boy is apparently supposed to have the ball. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? Football fans and their confused family members who need a functional notebook for game-day notes.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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