{"product_id":"walking-slowly-in-front-of-other-people-daily-planner","title":"Walking Slowly In Front Of Other People","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWalking Slowly In Front Of Other People - Daily Planner is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake specialty book cover.\u003c\/strong\u003e It looks like \u003cem\u003eWalking Slowly in Front of Other People: A Definitive Guide\u003c\/em\u003e by Shirley Jackson. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLeave it in your shopping cart or carry it through an airport. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gifts for friends, coworker gifts, travel gifts, gifts for impatient people, White Elephant, and Secret Santa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFast walkers, frequent travelers, commuters, grocery-store rage sufferers, and airport veterans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for notes, lists, travel plans, grievances, or documenting the names and physical descriptions of people who stopped at the top of an escalator. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Impatient people who have become irrationally angry at slow walkers and need a useful notebook.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Daily Planner","offer_id":50202960134421,"sku":"4m2924","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50202960429333,"sku":"vw7476","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sketchbook","offer_id":50202960462101,"sku":"y24547","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-12_at_10.35.18_PM.png?v=1791858994","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/walking-slowly-in-front-of-other-people-daily-planner","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}