Walking Slowly In Front Of Other People
Walking Slowly In Front Of Other People
Walking Slowly In Front Of Other People - Daily Planner is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake specialty book cover. It looks like Walking Slowly in Front of Other People: A Definitive Guide by Shirley Jackson. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it in your shopping cart or carry it through an airport. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- Funny gifts for friends, coworker gifts, travel gifts, gifts for impatient people, White Elephant, and Secret Santa
- Fast walkers, frequent travelers, commuters, grocery-store rage sufferers, and airport veterans
What’s inside: A real notebook for notes, lists, travel plans, grievances, or documenting the names and physical descriptions of people who stopped at the top of an escalator. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? Impatient people who have become irrationally angry at slow walkers and need a useful notebook.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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