The Foods Were Touching
The Foods Were Touching
The Foods Were Touching is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake graphic novel cover. It looks like The Foods Were Touching by an anonymous family crisis expert. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it on the kitchen counter. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- Funny parent gifts, family gifts, White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa
- Parents of picky eaters, people who understand the horror of touching foods
What’s inside: A real notebook for meal planning, grocery lists, or documenting which foods are no longer allowed to touch. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? Parents and anyone who has survived a plate of touching foods.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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