{"product_id":"so-youre-here-now-daily-planner","title":"So You're Here Now","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSo You're Here Now is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover.\u003c\/strong\u003e It looks like \u003cem\u003eSo You’re Here Now: A Practical New Hire Guide for Managing Yourself Until Someone Explains Things or Invites You to Something\u003c\/em\u003e by a veteran of empty calendars. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLeave it prominently on your new desk or carry it into orientation. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew job gifts, new coworker gifts, employee welcome gifts, office gag gifts, White Elephant, and Secret Santa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew hires, corporate employees, remote workers, recent graduates, and anyone pretending to review materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for onboarding notes, meeting notes, mysterious acronyms, names you immediately forgot, or documenting the eventual discovery of what your job actually is. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e New hires who need a functional notebook while waiting for someone to explain what they do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Daily Planner","offer_id":50201354338581,"sku":"jm4wvg","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50201355878677,"sku":"pme65m","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sketchbook","offer_id":50201355911445,"sku":"59zgxe","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-13_at_10.10.46_PM.png?v=1791943863","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/so-youre-here-now-daily-planner","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}