So You're Here Now
So You're Here Now
So You're Here Now is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover. It looks like So You’re Here Now: A Practical New Hire Guide for Managing Yourself Until Someone Explains Things or Invites You to Something by a veteran of empty calendars. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it prominently on your new desk or carry it into orientation. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- New job gifts, new coworker gifts, employee welcome gifts, office gag gifts, White Elephant, and Secret Santa
- New hires, corporate employees, remote workers, recent graduates, and anyone pretending to review materials
What’s inside: A real notebook for onboarding notes, meeting notes, mysterious acronyms, names you immediately forgot, or documenting the eventual discovery of what your job actually is. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? New hires who need a functional notebook while waiting for someone to explain what they do.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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