{"product_id":"slinging-caulk","title":"Slinging Caulk","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSlinging Caulk\u003c\/strong\u003e is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake how-to book cover. It looks like \u003cem\u003eSlinging Caulk\u003c\/em\u003e by Richard Long. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLeave it on the workbench or casually in the bathroom. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny dad gifts, handyman gifts, husband gifts, and DIY gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFather’s Day, White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, and stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever wondered if they were doing it right\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for project notes, measurements, supply lists, or documenting exactly where the caulk should (and should not) go. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Handymen, dads, and anyone who appreciates a practical notebook with a title that does exactly what you think it does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50256550232341,"sku":"vwmxy6","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-13at9.30.53PM.png?v=1791941799","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/slinging-caulk","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}