{"product_id":"shout-them-into-the-sea-notebook","title":"Shout Them Into The Sea","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShout Them Into the Sea\u003c\/strong\u003e is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover. It looks like \u003cem\u003eShout Them Into the Sea: How to Safely Dispose of Secrets\u003c\/em\u003e by Regina Quinn. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeave it on the coffee table or casually next to the window. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny friend gifts, coworker gifts, roommate gifts, and therapist gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, birthdays, and stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever needed a place to put something they don’t want written down\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for notes, lists, or documenting every time the ocean took your shame (and occasionally a sandal). The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e People who understand that this isn’t therapy. This is saltwater confidentiality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50341929779477,"sku":"vwm2n7","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-28at5.17.21PM.png?v=1793222590","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/shout-them-into-the-sea-notebook","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}