Shout Them Into The Sea
Shout Them Into The Sea
Shout Them Into the Sea is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover. It looks like Shout Them Into the Sea: How to Safely Dispose of Secrets by Regina Quinn. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it on the coffee table or casually next to the window. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- Funny friend gifts, coworker gifts, roommate gifts, and therapist gifts
- White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, birthdays, and stocking stuffers
- Anyone who has ever needed a place to put something they don’t want written down
What’s inside: A real notebook for notes, lists, or documenting every time the ocean took your shame (and occasionally a sandal). The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? People who understand that this isn’t therapy. This is saltwater confidentiality.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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