{"product_id":"sadder-beiger-diet","title":"The Sadder, Beiger Diet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Sadder, Beiger Diet\u003c\/strong\u003e is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake cookbook cover. It looks like \u003cem\u003eThe Sadder, Beiger Diet: Culinary Depression, Continued\u003c\/em\u003e by Patty Dumpling. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeave it on the kitchen counter or casually next to the pepper shaker. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny friend gifts, host gifts, coworker gifts, and roommate gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, housewarming gifts, and stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever served a meal that left everyone physically full and emotionally empty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for grocery lists, meal notes, or documenting every time you successfully removed all color and flavor from dinner. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e People who understand that food can nourish the body while leaving the spirit completely untouched.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Recipe Book","offer_id":50291424723221,"sku":"vwmymm","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-20_at_12.57.16_PM.png?v=1792515621","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/sadder-beiger-diet","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}