{"product_id":"ruining-tomorrow","title":"Ruining Tomorrow","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is not a real book. It’s actually a functional notebook\/journal with a ridiculous fake book cover. Or, as we call it, a Phantom Book. Because why have a boring journal when that space could be used diabolically? Carry it into a meeting. Leave it on your nightstand. Gift it to a friend with absolutely no explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRuining Tomorrow: The Nightly Collapse of Good Judgement is disguised as a self-help book about the mysterious stretch of time between “I should go to bed” and 11:58 P.M.—when perfectly reasonable adults decide to check real estate listings, compare cordless vacuums, save recipes they’ll never make, start a skincare routine, and somehow turn one more episode into a personal philosophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, birthdays, funny gifts for friends, coworker gifts, stocking stuffers, gifts for night owls, and people who are impossible to shop for. It’s especially suited to anyone who loves procrastination humor, sleep-deprived decision-making, doomscrolling jokes, absurd self-help books, weird gifts, funny journals, and painfully relatable adult behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike most gag gifts, this one is actually useful: once the joke lands, you’ve still got a real notebook for to-do lists, late-night thoughts, tomorrow’s priorities, or writing down the thing you absolutely should not start at 11:47 P.M.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50155493884181,"sku":"xxqmmp","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/dy7mkp7-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1788713692","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/ruining-tomorrow","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}