Not Enough Num Nums
Not Enough Num Nums
Not Enough Num Nums is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake thriller cover. It looks like Not Enough Num Nums: The Dark Metamorphosis of a Starving Housecat by E.L. Grimsby. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it on the coffee table or casually next to the cat bowl. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- Funny cat owner gifts, friend gifts, roommate gifts, and pet parent gifts
- White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, birthdays, and stocking stuffers
- Anyone who has ever put their cat on a diet and immediately regretted it
What’s inside: A real notebook for notes, lists, or documenting every time a phone mysteriously reappeared in the litter box. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? People who understand that the only thing more terrifying than a hungry cat is a hungry cat named Waffles who knows exactly how to get even.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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