My Kid Was Open
My Kid Was Open
My Kid Was Open is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover. It looks like Emotional Regulation for Youth Sports Parents by Susan R. Montgomery. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it on your folding sideline chair. When another parent picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- Funny soccer mom gifts, soccer dad gifts, and youth sports parent gifts
- Coach gifts, team parent gifts, and end-of-season gifts
- White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, Mother’s Day, and Father’s Day
- Anyone who has ever yelled “PASS IT!” at nine-year-olds who were doing their best
What’s inside: A real notebook for practice schedules, game notes, snack assignments, tournament plans, or documenting every time your kid was wide open and nobody passed to them. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? Soccer parents and other youth sports parents who want a gift that is both funny and useful.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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