Long Chickens - Daily Planner
Long Chickens - Daily Planner
Long Chickens - Daily Planner is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake field guide cover. It looks like Long Chickens by a man who has apparently never heard of an ostrich. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it on the coffee table. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- Funny animal gifts, White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa
- Anyone who appreciates absurd field guides
What’s inside: A real notebook for notes, lists, or documenting your own barnyard observations. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? People who enjoy ridiculous fake field guides and need lined pages.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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