{"product_id":"lawncare-for-effeminate-dads","title":"Lawncare For Effeminate Dads","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLawn Care for Effeminate Dads\u003c\/strong\u003e is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover. It looks like \u003cem\u003eLawn Care for Effeminate Dads\u003c\/em\u003e by Gregory F. Penman. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeave it on the patio table or propped against the mower. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny dad gifts, husband gifts, brother gifts, and neighbor gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFather’s Day, White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, and stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever hummed TLC while edging the sidewalk or waved too long at the neighbors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for lawn notes, fertilizer schedules, mowing patterns, or documenting every time you toned down the hip sway and still got the job done. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Dads (and the people who love them) who want a gift that is both funny and useful.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50258773475605,"sku":"68g282","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-16_at_11.24.57_AM.png?v=1792164313","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/lawncare-for-effeminate-dads","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}