Lacrimal Syncing

Lacrimal Syncing

Daily Planner
$34.00
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Lacrimal Syncing

Lacrimal Syncing

$34.00
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Lacrimal Syncing - Daily Planner is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help / specialty book cover. It looks like Lacrimal Syncing: The Science of Crying with Your Newborn by Dr. Evelyn Wexler, PhD. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.

Bring it to a baby shower or leave it conspicuously on your nightstand. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.

Best for:

  • Baby shower gifts, new mom gifts, new dad gifts, funny pregnancy gifts, White Elephant, Secret Santa, Mother’s Day gifts
  • Sleep-deprived moms and dads, first-time parents, parents of newborns

What’s inside: A real notebook for feeding schedules, appointments, lists, sleep-deprived thoughts, or documenting exactly how long everyone in the house cried last night. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.

Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.

FAQ

  • Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
  • Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
  • What size is it? 6" × 9".
  • Who is it for? New parents who need a functional notebook and a good cry.

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

Shipping & Returns

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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.

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