Is It Dead
Is It Dead
Is It Dead? is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover. It looks like Is It Dead?: And Other Questions Best Answered With a Stick by Martin Caldwell. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it on the porch or casually next to the broom. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- Funny dad gifts, husband gifts, homeowner gifts, and roommate gifts
- White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, housewarming gifts, and stocking stuffers
- Anyone who has ever needed more information about something under the porch without using their hand
What’s inside: A real notebook for notes, lists, or documenting every time you poked something nine times from three different angles. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? People who understand that sometimes you need more information — you just don’t need it badly enough to use your hand.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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