I Do Not Care - Daily Planner

This is not a real book. It’s actually a functional notebook/journal with a ridiculous fake book cover. Or, as we call it, a Phantom Book. Because why have a boring journal when that space could be used diabolically?

Carry it into a meeting. Leave it on your desk at work. Gift it to a friend with absolutely no explanation. I Do Not Care is disguised as a practical self-help guide to staying convincingly engaged while mentally checking out—covering the delicate art of maintaining eye contact, slowing your blinking, and appearing thoughtful while planning dinner or thinking about literally anything else.

Perfect for White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, office parties, birthdays, coworker gifts, boss gifts, retirement gifts, and anyone shopping for someone who has everything. It’s especially suited to burned-out coworkers, introverts, meeting survivors, parents, office humor fans, and people who have perfected the art of looking interested when they absolutely are not. Unlike most gag gifts, this one is actually useful: once the joke lands, you’ve still got a real notebook for meeting notes, lists, ideas, or writing down whatever you were thinking about instead of listening.

The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.