{"product_id":"hiding-your-crazy","title":"Hiding Your Crazy","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHiding Your Crazy\u003c\/strong\u003e is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover. It looks like \u003cem\u003eHiding Your Crazy: Tricks to Mask the More Concerning Aspects of Your Personality from a Potential Suitor\u003c\/em\u003e by Monica Stormwell. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLeave it on the coffee table or casually next to your phone. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gifts for women, dating gifts, girlfriend gifts, and best friend gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, birthdays, and bachelorette party gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever strategically introduced a quirk (or a third cat) one carefully timed detail at a time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for date notes, lists of things to reveal later, relationship observations, or documenting which Beanie Babies are still in storage. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Anyone who wants a funny, useful notebook that understands the art of the slow reveal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50254424375573,"sku":"mvq4jw","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-13at10.06.17PM.png?v=1791943626","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/hiding-your-crazy","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}