{"product_id":"hard-pass","title":"Hard Pass","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHard Pass\u003c\/strong\u003e is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover. It looks like \u003cem\u003eHard Pass: A Modern Guide to Avoiding Plans, People, and Other Commitments You’ll Regret\u003c\/em\u003e by Rebecca Parker. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeave it on the coffee table or casually on the couch. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny friend gifts, introvert gifts, coworker gifts, and “please don’t invite me” gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, birthdays, and stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever sat in their car outside a party and decided to go home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for notes, lists, or documenting every time you successfully got out of something you never wanted to do. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e People who have enough friends and would like to keep it that way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50260900282645,"sku":"qykq8y","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-14at5.53.52PM.png?v=1792015148","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/hard-pass","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}