Hard Pass
Hard Pass
Hard Pass is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help book cover. It looks like Hard Pass: A Modern Guide to Avoiding Plans, People, and Other Commitments You’ll Regret by Rebecca Parker. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it on the coffee table or casually on the couch. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- Funny friend gifts, introvert gifts, coworker gifts, and “please don’t invite me” gifts
- White Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, birthdays, and stocking stuffers
- Anyone who has ever sat in their car outside a party and decided to go home
What’s inside: A real notebook for notes, lists, or documenting every time you successfully got out of something you never wanted to do. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? People who have enough friends and would like to keep it that way.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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