{"product_id":"dorks-daily-planner","title":"Dorks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDorks - Daily Planner\u003c\/strong\u003e is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help \/ specialty book cover. It looks like \u003cem\u003eDorks: Recognizing and Managing Them\u003c\/em\u003e by Chad Brogan. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry it into a meeting or leave it on your desk at work. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworker gifts, boss gifts, manager gifts, office gag gifts, White Elephant, Secret Santa, promotions, new job gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eManagers, executives, HR professionals, corporate teams, office dorks, people who manage dorks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for meeting notes, to-do lists, ideas, or documenting particularly noteworthy instances of dork behavior. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Office workers surrounded by (or who are) dorks who need a functional notebook.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Daily Planner","offer_id":50201045401877,"sku":"g74yn4","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sketchbook","offer_id":50201045827861,"sku":"68ze7g","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50201045860629,"sku":"qy8mnz","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot_2026-10-14_at_10.30.14_PM.png?v=1792031554","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/dorks-daily-planner","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}