Carving The Sh#t Out Of Pumpkins
Carving The Sh#t Out Of Pumpkins
Carving The Sh#t Out Of Pumpkins is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake self-help / specialty book cover. It looks like Carving the Sh#t Out of Pumpkins: An Advanced Guide by Nancy Holloway. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.
Leave it on your coffee table or bring it to the neighborhood pumpkin carving party. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.
Best for:
- Halloween gifts, pumpkin carving gifts, fall hostess gifts, funny gifts for neighbors, White Elephant, Halloween party prizes
- Halloween obsessives, competitive pumpkin carvers, crafty moms, suburban overachievers, fall enthusiasts
What’s inside: A real notebook for carving ideas, Halloween plans, stencil sketches, shopping lists, or documenting why purchasing a Dremel for a vegetable was completely reasonable. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.
Specs: 6" × 9", 200 lined pages.
FAQ
- Is this a real book? No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.
- Can I actually write in it? Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.
- What size is it? 6" × 9".
- Who is it for? Halloween enthusiasts and crafty people who need a functional notebook.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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