{"product_id":"apres-40","title":"Apres 40","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAprès 40\u003c\/strong\u003e is a functional notebook (a Phantom Book) with a ridiculous fake sports book cover. It looks like \u003cem\u003eAprès 40: Too Old to Do Snow Sports — A Guide for People with High-Deductible Health Plans\u003c\/em\u003e by Peter Lawson. Inside are lined pages you can actually write in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeave it on the coffee table or casually next to your ski boots. When someone picks it up they briefly wonder what kind of person owns this book. Then they notice the lined pages. Then they want one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gifts for skiers, snowboarders, and winter sports parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, birthdays, and stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has recently Googled “ACL recovery timeline”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e A real notebook for trip notes, packing lists, or documenting every time the lodge felt like the correct decision. The cover is the joke. The pages are yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\", 200 lined pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real book?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It’s a notebook with a fake book cover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually write in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes. Lined pages, usable like any notebook or planner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e 6\" × 9\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it for?\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults who remember learning without helmets and still need somewhere to write things down.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phantom Books","offers":[{"title":"Notebook","offer_id":50270572151061,"sku":"qyk466","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9707\/9061\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-16at10.01.43AM.png?v=1792159482","url":"https:\/\/phantombooks.store\/products\/apres-40","provider":"Phantom Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}